Sienna Guillory
Nude

Sienna Guillory, a native of England, had pretty much stuck to that foggy isle for most of her acting career until she made gamer’s hearts flutter as Jill Valentine in the Resident Evil franchise. The daughter of American folk musician Isaac Guillory, Sienna mixed acting and modelling as a teenager, appearing in British television shows and movies like Sorted (2000) and Kiss Kiss (Bang, Bang) (2000). Guy Pearce became obsessed with trying to go back in time to save her life in The Time Machine (2002), and after her role in The Principles of Lust (2003) we can see why. While shots of her vajayjay and play things for bae-bae during a sex scene are quick, there’s a great look at her thin body and bitty boobies as she performs what’s supposed to be a funny striptease that had us ha ha hard. In the miniseries Helen of Troy, Sienna’s was the face that launched 1,000 ships, but it’s her tight tush that is shown in a handful of situations that we’d go to war for. Watching that thing bounce from side to side as she walks away proves that we’ll go to battle to bring her back, but love to watch her leave. Sienna hit the big time with her role as the sexy S.T.A.R.S soldier that had us jacking, Jill Valentine in Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), then stepped up the nudity in Silence Becomes You (2005). Sienna is far from silent as she spreads her legs and lets a lucky fellow come in her as her rack bounces up and down in rhythm. In another widely anticipated adaptation, she played Anya Drottingu in the critically panned Eragon (2006) film, but returned as Valentine in Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010). She gave a sensual striptease but didn’t show much in The Big Bang (2011). While we were working on our theories about why, Resident Evil: Retribution (2012) followed, Sienna was begging for butt stuff but not showing us the results in High-Rise (2015). On the psychological thriller Fortitude, Sienna has shown everything we wanted to see, while working as a scientist on the Norwegian island. She gets completely nude in a sauna while asking a man if she can make more steam, as if being in a small room with a naked Sienna Guillory could be any hotter. Then she flashes a bit of box while looking for cigarettes after sex. These days, she stars on Stan Lee’s Lucky Man but any man that gets to see her beautiful British body is lucky in our books.